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Post by Deli on Feb 5, 2011 21:45:26 GMT -5
*Hi there, roleplaying buddehs! You know, I'm a little bored. And there's only one roleplay, which makes my options limited. But you know what we could do? Make a new one! Here's the plot, which is inspired by the awesome webcomic, Ensign Sue Must DIE! by Kevin Bolk;
A Mary Sue enters SoS and is extremely oblivious to the fact that she's pissing everyone off. BAD. At first, she isn't even shown any attention, but soon enough characters get annoyed. Every five pages, they plot to get rid of her. But every attempt fails. What chaos shall enSUE?! Ha... lame pun...
So let's start off!*
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Post by Deli on Feb 5, 2011 22:11:13 GMT -5
''A beautiful blonde bombshell flounces into the room on flaming high heels. Her soft bosom bouncing slightly as she gracefully made her way. She was a vision of beauty, and her name... Amethyst Starkisser Eyelashes. Her parents were killed by a dark wizard, who left her only a lightning scar (obviously an original idea not taken from another author) on her forehead when she was only a babe, and God chose her to be the model for girls all over the world. Amethyst's eyelashes batted as she bent down in front of a tall boy in green, who was sitting in a chair and reading a large red book. Her tight fit buttocks stretching to reveal a sliver of her hot pink panties in her Daisy Duke shorts, she delicately closed his book.''
Amethyst: Hello...
M: Were you just narrating everything you just-
Amethyst: My name is Amethyst Starkisser Eyelashes, and I'm your dreamgirl... *giggles seductively*
M: *pulls out cellphone and dials* Hello, cops? I'd like to report that there is a crazy lady standing over me commiting sexual harassment.
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Post by peaches2217 on Feb 5, 2011 22:23:18 GMT -5
Peaches: *leans over to GG and whispers* Dude, what's that chick doin' with M? Doesn't she know he's dating Pixie?
Pixie: *leans in from a few desks over* We're not dating!
Peaches: Denial: You should know good and well that that's the first step to a lasting relationship, Pix! *grins*
Amethyst: *turns to the others* Oh, hello there! *giggles* Aren't you simple, plain girls.
GG: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SIMPLE?! *lunges forward*
Jingle: Whoa, whoa! *grabs her and holds her back* Calm down, man, calm down!
Amethyst: *puts hand over mouth* Oh my... I didn't mean to anger you... I was just speaking the truth.
Blanche: *under her breath* Actually, she seems a bit malignant to me...
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Post by Deli on Feb 5, 2011 22:27:04 GMT -5
Amethyst: What was that, girl with whyte hair?
Peaches: Why did you say 'white' like that?
Amethyst: Because it makes me sound sexy... and exotic...
GG: *facepalm*
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Post by peaches2217 on Feb 5, 2011 22:32:59 GMT -5
Sandy: *standing at the white board* Um... Who is this?
Spongebob: She's the new girl who's just been exchanged from... *looks at sheet of paper* ... Fantasiasparkleland? *shrugs*
Sandy: Oh... Okay. Well, Amethyst, just grab a book and take a seat anywhere.
Amethyst: Don't mind if I do, Miss! *grabs Pixie's book, throws her out of her seat [which happens to be right next to M's] and sits down, then winks at M* Hey, baby. It looks as though fate has brought us together again.
M: Um... Okay... *buries his nose in his book*
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Post by Deli on Feb 5, 2011 22:37:04 GMT -5
Amethyst: I wanna be the Miss Piggy to your Kermit, babey... M: *puts down book and crosses fingers together* Miss, though you are very pretty you must acknowledge that I do not find romantic interest in you. For I already have affections for another. Normally I would appreciate such Muppet talk from a person, but as it seems you are only using it to get to me. Now if you will excuse me, I am trying to finish Harry Potter. Thank you. Amethyst: *creepy voice* But I'm Harry's cousin! Voldemort killed my parents too!!!! See my scar?! *gets in his face* Damon:  Normally, I would find someone who looks like that attractive. But that's just weird. |
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Post by peaches2217 on Feb 5, 2011 22:44:56 GMT -5
Peaches: Duuuuuude... Damon just denied a sexy girl... DAMON... *buries head in desk* What is this, the frikin' apocalypse?!
GG: No, it's just that she's really annoying.
Amethyst: *to M* You KNOW you want me, baby... *eyes get big* Oh, I get it... It's because my boobs aren't big enough, isn't it?
M: Wait, what?
Amethyst: I mean, I only wear a 38-C... I'm practically flat chested! *sniffles*
M: Okay, I... Didn't need to know that... *chuckles awkwardly*
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Post by Deli on Feb 5, 2011 22:48:15 GMT -5
May: That is one sick puppy.
Amethyst: *head turns 360 with creepy smile and voice* AND. WHO. ARE. YOU. TO. TALK. *twitch* I. AM. THE. GOD. OF. WOMEN. AND. I. WILL. RIP. OUT. YOUR. THROAT. IN. MY. DEMON. FORM.
Damon: *hides under desk in fetal position*
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Post by peaches2217 on Feb 5, 2011 22:55:06 GMT -5
Blanche: Thou art a strange one, I'll admit!
Amethyst: You little b***h! *growls*
Peaches: OH OVER MY DEAD BODY! *lunges forward as an epic hair pulling battle ensues*
Sandy: GIRLS! STOP! Now get back to y'all's seats THIS INSTANT!
Amethyst: *to Peaches* Just be thankful I went easy on you, and all that pretty brown mess is still attached to your head.
Peaches: *twitch*
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Post by Deli on Feb 5, 2011 22:58:18 GMT -5
Pixie: *glaring at Amethyst* I'm on to you...
Amethyst: *now suddenly sweet* Whatever do you mean, my dear?
Pixie: *whispering* You're trying to steal M out from under my nose and it isn't going to work!
Amethyst: Oh, no! I am here to learn! Whatever boy falls under my spell along the way is just... pure coincidence! *bats eyelashes*
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Post by peaches2217 on Feb 5, 2011 23:04:25 GMT -5
Pixie: *growls* I'm warning you.
Amethyst: *giggles and takes seat again while Pixie sits down next to Hitomi [who I'm waiting for Aisu to get back to see if she wants her characters to be in this one...]*
Sandy: ANYWAY... As y'all know, next Thursday is porpoise day, so we're planning on having an after-school party in celebration.
May: YEAH! PORPOISE DAY! *jumps on desk*
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Post by Deli on Feb 5, 2011 23:06:16 GMT -5
Amethyst: I SHALL TAKE CARE OF ALL FESTIVITIES! *shoots rainbows from armpits and cuddles M* AND ME AND MY KING SHALL BE KING AND QUEEN PORPOISE!
M: W-What?!
Pixie: *growls and tears phonebook in half*
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Post by peaches2217 on Feb 5, 2011 23:14:04 GMT -5
Jingle: We're NOT making a shrine to honor you! You're not a freaking porpoise!
Sandy: OKAY, back in 1935, a battle occurred between Poseidon and Neptune over who would rule the sea, and, obviously, Neptune had the upper hand.
Amethyst: *raises hand* Miss Cheeks? I know why... Because he was a direct descendant of the Eyelashes family. We've always been known for greatness. *giggles and bats eyelashes*
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Post by Deli on Feb 5, 2011 23:15:43 GMT -5
Sandy: Do you have any proof-
Amethyst: NO, BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS RIGHT. *twitch*
GG: Okay... creeped out.
Damon: *still in fetal position*
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Post by peaches2217 on Feb 5, 2011 23:20:42 GMT -5
*bell rings*
Sandy: Okay, after lunch, could someone please show Amethyst to Plankton's room? Amethyst, science class is next.
Amethyst: Why, I'd like to thank everyone's kindness! *giggles*
Everyone: *groans*
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Normally, I would find someone who looks like that attractive. But that's just weird.
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